「聖誕賀曲．獻給單身漢」Single Boy

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繼之前「聖誕節是什麼？可以吃嗎？」，大陸也有網友，於今年聖誕節前夕，推出「聖誕賀曲」Single Boy，原本是在大陸某學校的餐廳跑馬燈傳唱，現在竟然有網友真的把他給唱出來。歌詞敘述單身漢哀怨過著聖誕節的心情，Single Boy形容單身漢沒有女朋友，跟男生死黨在一起又有如同性戀，最後只有靠Online game、手淫陪伴自己過聖誕節，單身漢才能了解的心情，引起網友共鳴。

「聖誕賀曲．獻給單身漢」Single Boy

Single boy, single boy,
single all the way,
Oh what fun it is
to have no girlfriends but a gay, hey!
Single boy, single boy,
single all the way,
having party together and turning into gay.

(伴奏)

No more hate no more wait,
let us all be gay,
in a right time, turned out to be gay.
No more hate no more wait,
let us all be gay,
gays are good gays are fun I needn't girlfriend yeah!

Single boy, single boy,
single all the way.
Online game, masturbate, we go all the way, hey!
Single boy, single boy,
why can't I be gay?
No more wait, no more hate, let us all be gay!

(伴奏)

No more hate no more wait,
let us all be gay,
in a right time, turned out to be gay.
No more hate no more wait,
let us all be gay,
gays are good gays are fun I needn't girlfriend yeah!

Single boy,single boy,
single all the way,
Oh what fun it is
to have no girlfriends but a gay, hey!
Single boy, single boy,
single all the way,
having party together and turning into gay!

【圣诞贺曲-献给单身汪】Single Boy
曲：Jingle Bells
词：源自网络
歌词整理：乌鸦祭酒
原作参考：星之声
策划：祁言&乌鸦祭酒
歌手：逍遥古古【寻心音乐工作室】
后期：死鱼团子
美工：Rabon
录音祝福：walker土著，少司命，五音JW，叶洛洛，祝贺

原曲連結：http://5sing.kugou.com/fc/13695980.html

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